#Divorce
We met 6 years ago, and our courtship was brief. We got married months after our first flirtatious “Hello.” I was a kid back then, leveraging divorce in every other fight. Thinking it was the ultimate power play. And sure,… Read More ›
We met 6 years ago, and our courtship was brief. We got married months after our first flirtatious “Hello.” I was a kid back then, leveraging divorce in every other fight. Thinking it was the ultimate power play. And sure,… Read More ›
If you have a penis – then you want a blow job. It’s as simple as that. And yet how can a desire so basic be so hard to come by? You’ve had those conversations with friends where there’s always… Read More ›
29 is most certainly age limbo. When you’re 29, you’re too young to bestow wisdom upon others and yet you’re too old to get trashed and streak naked. 29 is not 30 – where both of your feet are firmly… Read More ›
“1,2,3 -NIKE!” I stared in judgemental disbelief with a very visible grimace. There – in front me, was the floor staff at Nike – shouting their morning mantra in unison. The manager, or who I assumed was the manager, was… Read More ›
Sometimes a girl just wants to be a mother fucking diva. A right, I can wholeheartedly admit, I do not deserve. But…. As ashamed as I am, there are days when admittedly I wish I was a corporate superboss. … Read More ›
There will be days that start with the gleeful cheer of your spouse shouting he told you so. Where he will run victoriously and obnoxiously throughout the house in nothing but his boxers screaming to the world of his triumph…. Read More ›
“Honey.” I know it can’t be good. Four years of marriage doesn’t grant you free affection. The age of whispering sweet nothings to your spouse firmly expires at year two. Four years however does grant you knowledge –… Read More ›
Many believe the initiation to fatherhood is the first time a baby projectile poops on them. I disagree. The true initiation to fatherhood is the first time a daddy reaches down to pick up his little one only to place… Read More ›
I was raised in a community of positive racists. A place where Asians are mathematical super geniuses and African men are well endowed. I don’t believe all racism is derived from hate, I simply don’t. I’m sorry, but I refuse… Read More ›