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#Divorce

We met 6 years ago, and our courtship was brief. We got married months after our first flirtatious “Hello.” I was a kid back then, leveraging divorce in every other fight. Thinking it was the ultimate power play. And sure,… Read More ›

Work Out

“1,2,3 -NIKE!” I stared in judgemental disbelief with a very visible grimace. There – in front me, was the floor staff at Nike – shouting their morning mantra in unison. The manager, or who I assumed was the manager, was… Read More ›

Diva

Sometimes a girl just wants to be a mother fucking diva.  A right, I can wholeheartedly admit, I do not deserve. But…. As ashamed as I am, there are days when admittedly I wish I was a corporate superboss.   … Read More ›

A Day Like This

There will be days that start with the gleeful cheer of your spouse shouting he told you so. Where he will run victoriously and obnoxiously throughout the house in nothing but his boxers screaming to the world of his triumph…. Read More ›

Under Construction

“Honey.”   I know it can’t be good. Four years of marriage doesn’t grant you free affection. The age of whispering sweet nothings to your spouse firmly expires at year two.   Four years however does grant you knowledge –… Read More ›