The Will
“Write.” It was more of a command than a suggestion – but I suppose several years of marriage warrants that he “commands” me to do things for my own good. I mean, I do it all the time to him…. Read More ›
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How To Survive the Man Cold
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Fuck the man cold. 5:35 a.m. Husband: “Honnneeeyyy, I can’t breathe.” Me: “Use your mouth.” Him: “I think I have a fever. Do I have a fever? I definitely have a… Read More ›
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A New Low
I think it’s safe to say that yesterday I firmly planted my two feet on rock bottom. The descent to what can best be described as a first class ticket straight to Satan’s lair – started the day before. You… Read More ›
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Erotic Fantasies
There is a massive misunderstanding when it comes to marriage. People share the common preconceived notion that sharing bed, toilet and toothbrush are synonymous with the death of the vagina and the imagination. This is false. Sure, pre-ring, my fantasies… Read More ›
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Day -31: What’s your Sign?
Admittedly, there was a time (longer than I would care to admit) where everything I did was dictated by horoscopes. Don’t laugh. It was a torturous release for those like me who crave nothing more than to control every second… Read More ›
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Day – 30: A Day in the Life of Little A
Today I got in trouble with my mom because I said this: In case it’s not clear – I called her a douche bag. This is why. I woke up this morning at 7:45, was mommy there? No. Even after… Read More ›
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Day -29: Mommy Bloggers are THE Sex.
The conference room was a speckled array of cardigans, designer totes, tablets, and lipstick stained coffee mugs. You guessed it. I spent the past three days at a blog conference. Which in this day in age is truly synonymous with… Read More ›
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